mizmich's Diaryland Diary

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Expose(rhymes with EH!)

Okay, I just figured for about 5 seconds that I'd have loads on time on hand to make the switch over to LJ.
Yup.
Okay whatever.

ANYWAY TODAY WAS LIKE FREAKING EMBARASSING OR WHATEVER U WANNA CALL IT.

okay okay, scenarios!

1.

I was sitting in the hospital canteen with my mum, and we were eating. And colleen called me!
After we hung up,then some random number called me and I thought it could been Jane,so I was like, "Hellooooo" in my sexy american accent, and guess who was it.

It was the nurse asking me to go back to settle some stuff.

And soon after, my mum thought this random caller was my brother, and she was like, "Eh you called the wrong number!"
Turned out to be her colleague.
hahah like mother like daughter ;)

2.

I had to settle some stuff about meeting up today with the OG cos I wasn't in school, but you know what!
Everyone was like, everywhere and its so difficult to get everyone together and we were also indecisive people(but thats besides the point)

I was trying super duper hard to get jane,but she wouldn't msg me back. She wouldnt call me back.
So I called her.

Me: "Hello EH JANE!"
"Jane": (in some squeaky high pitched voice) Hello?
Me: Eh jane! Don't play with me okay! WHERE ARE YOU NOW I'VE BEEN LIKE TRYING TO REACH YOU OKAY!!!!
"Jane": Uhhhh hello?
Me: EH JANE DONT PLAY OKAY. Erm. hello. are you jane?
"Jane": Uhh sorry she's not at home.

:|

IT WAS HER FREAKING MAID DAMMIT.

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And NOT TO MENTION.
I FREAKING SAVED HER HOUSE NUMBER UNDER JANE.
AND THERE WERE LIKE 2 "JANES" ON MY PHONE.

So guess what. I sent all the msges to her house instead her number, and I hope her family members dont kill me cos I sent quite a few and omg its damn embarassing shitshitshit.

And the same thing happened to me the night before(but i sent only one and thank goodness jane picked it up) and she attempted blackmail when she recorded down the robotic lady voice.

Its damn funny when she plays it back cos it says "Wee" without expression.
And can you imagine, there were words like "lol" and "pekcek" in the msges i sent today.

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And I just recalled the incident where Simon Webb was on MTV and his new video came on, and how everyone was like, "That video's f**king racist! Just look at him with the white background, and then him with the black background!"
HAHHAH sorry its funny... but anyway.

He was like being interviewed, and I said "He looks like an african."

*everyone stares at me*

And abel was like laughing like mad.
And I was like, Shit this is it.
Everyone's either calling me a DAMNED RETARD or sending me straight to some shrink.

They were like," He's f**cking african! why the f**ck would he be this colour blah blah blah"
HAHAH SHIT OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR.
SOMEONE SAVE ME.

All I meant was that he looked like some broke african dude... Its like the poster boy of some sort. eh i'm rambling.

*smacks face*
It so freaking retarded. ahhhh
But it feels good making people laugh.
Okay, right I know its at me but no hard feelings eh ;)
(you better watch out)

And sometimes my brain gets so slow at processing, things being said can just fly past me and I would just sit there and assume everything's just the same as it was 10 mins ago.

Jane, gab, aaron(new friend eh!),colleen and I were at the mattress. and we were playing bridge(porky legs were sleeping).
I tell you, people were more interested in my retard-ity than in the game I tell ya.
I was so freaking entertaining hahahah.
I even had to go to a corner and squat and pull my ears.

Abusive bunch. tsk!

Anyway, HELLO MAUR AND LYNN I MISS YOU GUYS.We had funnnnn and monday ok. mondaymondaymonday.
It was great walking between them along the streets, with maur always crashing into me and I'll end up walking behind them.
Guys staring at lynn cos she *sizzles* with her hot bod.
People staring cos we always break out into SUPER DUPER LOUD giggles and laughter over everything little thing.

I know loads of bimbotic stuff were said and its so funny and lame at the same time.

Anyway, its 1.59 and I think its time to sleep.
I shall dream of bak kwas and I bet sucheng and colleen are in bak kwa land already.
Can see their drool.
But it isn't as "gluey" as mine i bet.

1:42 a.m. - 2007-03-02

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